emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

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Person:You any closer to finding yourself a husband yet?
Me:Are you any closer in buying yourself a Harley Davidson yet?
Person:What? I don’t want a Harley. I have never expressed that I ever had wanted one.
Me:Well, I don’t remember expressing that I ever wanted a husband either, but her we are, asking each other anyway.
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lulz-time:

alyssaemilie:
romeo and juliet (1996)
Juliet is a metaphor for an Oscar. 

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lulz-time:

alyssaemilie:

romeo and juliet (1996)

Juliet is a metaphor for an Oscar. 

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red-russian:

legalizecheese:

harry potter ship wars, aaron carter and hilary duff’s relationship in the news, rick rolling’s comeback, tamagotchis returning, sailor moon reboot, nelly on the radio forever, backstreet boys reunion tour w/ avril lavigne

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