These facts sound crazy, but they’re actually true.
Ok but lobsters are immortal?
Functionally immortal, But as with everything inherent in the universe far from invulnerable. A rather cruel trade off
You’re functionally immortal but trade off is your flesh is delicious.
|me:||i'm going shopping do you want something?|
|friend:||nah, i'm fine|
|friend:||give me one|
|me:||are you fuckin kidding with me|